Funny Definition Of Liberal – A Few Quick Jokes

With so many shots being taken at individuals who have been liberalized, it is a good idea to step back every now and then and not take things so seriously.  After all, liberal or conservative, humans are humans.  Even though people do not always agree with each other’s point of views, we still need to coexist.  As such, here are a couple of short jokes on liberals.  While they are not meant to harm, they could lighten the tension in the room if you ever need to step in and moderate a good liberal versus conservative debate.

  • Why is Barack Obama more popular in China than in the United States?  Unlike the United States, he actually has created jobs in China.

  • What do you get when you offer a liberal a penny for their thoughts?  Change.

  • How much does a liberal cost? Nothing, they have no value[s].

  • What is foreplay to a liberal?  Thirty minutes of begging.

  • How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?  10.  9 to deny the light bulb even needs changing the 1 to take a new light bulb from a republican who earned it.

  • What is the difference between giving to the poor and giving to a liberal?  The poor will be thankful and not whine that you did not give them enough.

  • What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?  The puppy stops whining when it grows up.

  • Liberals are like seagulls.  They squawk, crap all over the place, and can’t be poisoned because they are protected by the government.

  • A liberal is someone who is so open minded that they brains have fallen out.

  • Barack Obama walks into a bar with a duck under his arm.  The bartender looks up and says “you can’t bring that jack ass into this bar.”  Obama looks at the bartender and says, “it’s not a jack ass, it’s a duck.”  The bartender says, “I know.  I was talking to the duck.”
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